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time permits, I'll address frequently asked questions (FAQs) here.
- Are you obsessed with polar bears?
- No. I just like polar bears. I can quit any time I choose.
- What is your favorite color?
- How many years were you really in college?
- Fourteen. For more information, see the "about me" page.
- You sometimes refer to your "first wife." How many
times have you been married?
- One. My current spouse is my first wife.
- In class you mention being in prison. Were you really
- How many times were you in prison?
- Three, not counting all the times I was in jail.
- What were you in prison for?
- I was meeting with clients. Remember I was once an
attorney. I never said I was incarcerated; I only said I was in prison!
page was last updated 12/25/03